One jar.Twelve commands.
MeowMC is a Minecraft 26.3 server jar with the /meow suite built in. Nothing else to install.
What ships in the box
Everything below is inside the jar — one download.
The /meow suite
Twelve commands — health, tps, profiler, activity, report and seven more — under one root.
First-run experience
First-boot setup, an intro cinematic, setup presets, and a /meow perfhud overlay.
Reports, one artifact
One command produces one JSON artifact, viewable at a short URL on this domain.
Every /meow command
Grouped by what they do. The full reference, with every key, lives in the documentation.
Health & tick times
Profile & load
Artifacts out
Setup & surface
Health, one command
/meow health answers TPS, MSPT, memory, chunks, entities and platform on one page — green inside the tick budget, red out of it.
Example /meow health output.
Reports that end up here
/meow report writes one artifact and prints where it went. An uploaded report renders at meowmc.org/r/<id> and is kept 30 days before it expires.
Example /meow report output.
Straight answers
Every number carries its method.
The hardware, the load, the setup. No benchmark headline without its recipe.
Paper-lineage plugins keep working.
Existing plugins behave as they do on Paper; the module system is a separate surface that arrives with the launcher.
Two tick modes, one stated tradeoff.
Single-thread is the default; regionized multithreading is opt-in with its compatibility contract documented.